oki
been a while since i cleared my mind in letters for u and me to read.but here we go,a lot of stuff has been going on over here.i came back this morning from a night bus from ubon ratchathani.I was supposed to fly home,but the don muang airports is under water so it didnt work out.The water situation overhere its getting worse,the news say that my part of bangkok is gonna be hit tomorrow.my house and all others have sandbags lined up,and its really hard to find water in the shops,and there is some boats also here and there.
Back to Laos and my visa run,i flew to ubon and took a bus to chong mek(bordercrossing to laos) ive been there many times before,but this time i was gonna spend the night in laos,to get 30 fresh days in my passport instead of 15..
So i crossed the border,changed some money,i got almost 1 million kip,felt rich and took a bus to pakse,a beutiful town situated between 2 rivers.
Ate the local food and drank the local beer andf had a nice night.Next day woke up and whwn to a french coffeshop i read about somewhere.(laos was once a colony of the french) they where supposed to have great coffee and baguettes and croisantts and stuff.The breakfast was lovely,the coffee was grown just 40 minutes from the shop(i bought a bag) i looked at the mekhongriver and felt that this is gonna be a GREAT day,i was gonna go back to thailand,and be picked up by my friend Chai who lives close by.
I had done a BIG mistake,u r supposed to get a visa as soon as u cross the border to laos,i didnt know that,so when i went to thaiimmigration to get 30 new days and cross the border,HELL brake loose!!!!! the thaiofficer looked at my passport and asked me where is my laosvisa,then i start to realize my mistake and a small nonpleasent feeling started to grow in my big belly..u have broken Laos law,we must take u back in laos,i got escorted back in laos with some officers and i was shitting my pants,They r crazy about visumlaws and overstays over here.if u dont have a legit visa and the cops finds out,u go straight to prison and then thet take u to the airport where u have to buy a new ticket and fly home,some people spend a few days in prison some a lot more.
So imagine my feeling when i went inside a small and hot office with 2 mean looking militaryguys staring at me,they start to shout as hell the same sentence over and over again -U COME LAOS NR 24TODAY NR 25 WHERE IS YOUR VISA!!! and stuffed my passport in my face.
I tried to play cool and say im sorry over and over,but inside i was cracking up...Then they said we have to go back to Pakse and to the policestation..Istarted to speak thai,that i was extremly sorry and that i was a thaiboxer(militarypeople love that shit) and after a while,one of the guys kneeled forward and whispered in my ear-4000bath.maaan i felt so good as he whispered those word in my ear.just the normal visa i forgot is almost 2000bath,so i only paid 2000 bath in fines,but i couldnt smile then they probably would ask for more.so i looked shocked and said 4000 bath??? then i said okay,and took up 450 000 kip and 13000bath from my pocket and handed him the money,i saw in his eyes that now they realized they could asked for more money,but the papers were signed,or not signed really i signed the paper with my thumbprint:)
I was also almost eaten alive from some sort of lizard(looks a komodo dragon) i was yring around in bangkok,and it was crazy hot,so i went in lumpinipark,bought an icelatte and laid down under a tree and read my book and chilled,then fall aslepp..woke up and i could feel something staring at me,turned around and there is this massive dragon,i flew up,because i now that there saliva is really toxic,then it turned around and started to chase some pigeons nearby.As i was walking around in the park i spotted 4 more of the beasts swimming or chilling in the shadescrazy ass park!!!!!!
Wow,it sounds like its only negative shit over here,prison,floodings,dragons..but that is the charm,back home u kind a know what the week is gonna bring,but over here evryday is never the same.
on the top is a picture of the dragon.
okay nice to share some shit with ya!!!
kram allihoppa!!!
mr hanky panky
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